What’s hangin?

[Rev. Rye]

Sheeit, is that all? Given all the shit that's been coming out with Trump setting up concentration camps for Mexicans, I was concerned that his goons got you somehow. I'm sure that either A) you were born in America, or B) if not, at least your immigration status is fairly secure, but if something like this can happen, I can't be certain the Trump administration would give a shit about that.


Welcome back, Jack.

Fudge. Ya caught me. I was deported and Mexico doesn’t have internet. Lol nah. I was indeed born in the USA. I actually cross the border to and from Mexico every day now. I have paranoia issues, so every time I cross I worry they will find the body in the trunk of my car, or realize who I really am... and then I remember there is no body, and I really am just a shorty with glasses and a rebellious wisdom tooth.

As a native-born Mexican-American, you should be a lot safer than many others. Then again, if Mark Lyttle, 1/4 Puerto Rican (the rest white), born in Salisbury, North Carolina, can be deported to Mexico because ICE decided he was an illegal Mexican immigrant despite HAVING OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS ON FILE demonstrating that he was a natural-born U.S. citizen who just happened to have a grandparent who was from an island with commonwealth status to America, under a far less brazenly racist administration than Trump's, I can't 100% rule shit like that out.