RE: New religion
October 16, 2011 at 11:10 am
(This post was last modified: October 16, 2011 at 11:12 am by IATIA.)
You will forget 'xxxtobymac' for I am the true god.
I Am That I Am and there shall be no others. If any do not bow before me and believe, I will destroy the world and all that exists and send your sorry asses into the lake of fire. I hereby appoint 'Minimalist' as my right hand. All that he says on earth, so shall it be in heaven.
I Am That I Am and there shall be no others. If any do not bow before me and believe, I will destroy the world and all that exists and send your sorry asses into the lake of fire. I hereby appoint 'Minimalist' as my right hand. All that he says on earth, so shall it be in heaven.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
