Just for the hell of it I recently became an ordained minister in the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. For at least 10 years I have been an ordained minister in The Church of the Latter Day Dude. I don't know what I can do with the special powers granted to me but officiating at a spontaneous burial at sea or a beer stoked marriage ceremony in a strip joint might be options. Ramen and Abide Ya'all!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!