99 Daft Buffoons.
October 29, 2019 at 8:35 am
(This post was last modified: October 29, 2019 at 9:00 am by Brian37.)
Trump and Malania in a liddle White House
Con a bunch of buffoons with the money they've got
Set them free at inauguration
Till one by one, they were gone
Back at Trump Tower, flash the message
Impeachment's out there
Floating in Pelosi's mind
99 Daft Buffoon's go by
99 Daft Buffoons
Floating in the swampy lies
Panic shows, his MAGA hat
His bullshit lies are all he's got
Fox News machine springs to life
Opens up Hannity's cries
Sells conspiracies that he tries
Where 99 Daft Buffoons go by
45's decision's made
Fucked himself on Ukraine
Worry worry super scurry
Withdraw the troops in a hurry
This is what he waited for
Protect is hotels in Istanbul
The President is on the line
While 99 Daft Buffoons go by
99 Tweets at night
Super high by morning light
Idiot thinks he's a super hero
Just protecting his fragile ego
He's no JFK, he's no Captain Kirk
He hides behind "it's classified"
To cause chaos, he's petrified
Scrambled gibberish in swampy lies
99 Daft Buffoons go by
99 Delusions's he's had
Think's he's the best, but he's just sad
And everyone wearing a MAGA hat
It's all over, and he's pretty shitty
In the dust that was DC
If he could find a souvenir
Just to prove he was not weird
And here is a red buffoon,
Impeach the fucker, and let him go.
Con a bunch of buffoons with the money they've got
Set them free at inauguration
Till one by one, they were gone
Back at Trump Tower, flash the message
Impeachment's out there
Floating in Pelosi's mind
99 Daft Buffoon's go by
99 Daft Buffoons
Floating in the swampy lies
Panic shows, his MAGA hat
His bullshit lies are all he's got
Fox News machine springs to life
Opens up Hannity's cries
Sells conspiracies that he tries
Where 99 Daft Buffoons go by
45's decision's made
Fucked himself on Ukraine
Worry worry super scurry
Withdraw the troops in a hurry
This is what he waited for
Protect is hotels in Istanbul
The President is on the line
While 99 Daft Buffoons go by
99 Tweets at night
Super high by morning light
Idiot thinks he's a super hero
Just protecting his fragile ego
He's no JFK, he's no Captain Kirk
He hides behind "it's classified"
To cause chaos, he's petrified
Scrambled gibberish in swampy lies
99 Daft Buffoons go by
99 Delusions's he's had
Think's he's the best, but he's just sad
And everyone wearing a MAGA hat
It's all over, and he's pretty shitty
In the dust that was DC
If he could find a souvenir
Just to prove he was not weird
And here is a red buffoon,
Impeach the fucker, and let him go.
