Today I learned that the 'Humpty Dumpty' nursery rhyme isn't necessarily about an egg. There are several explanations, but the one I like best is that 'humpty dumpty' was the name of an alcoholic drink made by boiling brandy and beer. The rhyme was originally an admonition to be careful not to drop the bottle.
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax