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[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Exactly, give me the summary.

There are atheists like me who oppose institutionalized religion, and then some atheists who also spend their time studying the Bible to understand what makes it wrong.

Regardless, I find it a waste of time.

Since you've made it abundantly clear that you refuse to do the necessary reading required to intelligently debate theists, there's an alternate route you could try.  It will still, I'm sorry to say, require a small amount of preparation on your part.

First, you'll need to acquire a banjolele (if you don't know, this is a four string banjo that is sized, tuned and played like a ukulele) and learn to play it.  Dead easy.  Then, whenever someone - your uncle, for instance - brings up the Bible, whip out your banjolele and sing a verse of 'When I'm Cleaning Windows'.  Every time the other person starts to speak, go right back into the song.

They'll soon concede the value and perspicacity of your argument and will very likely congratulate you on your scholarly efforts.

Boru