Sins

[Cinjin]

The reason I posted this is because my girlfriend is a Christian. She is not a hardcore fundamentalist Christian, but she believes in the basic values and she is a very kind and understanding woman. The thing is though, she told me that she is going to hell because we've had sex outside of marriage, which is a huge sin to her religion. When meeting her family last Sunday, one of her older aunts made sure to let me know if she got pregnant outside of marriage she would not support her, myself or our child.

Is your girlfriend in my family?! I'll bet your family get-togethers are whole LOT of amusing to watch.

On a side note, even your girlfriend should know that she can ask for forgiveness for her fornicating as soon as she gets married. That's the perk you get when being a christian - god is required to forgive you. (well, unless of course you're a homo, or, if you're a catholic, you commit suicide)

Christians suck! the plus is that they even suck at sucking and they suddenly change their tunes after a beautiful grandchild is born and they realize that they would rather see their kids and grand kids than hold fast to jesus' dick.

They'll never say that they were wrong, but knowing that they are total hypocrite liar mother-fuckers is often enough to get you through your day without hitting them in the head with a blunt object. Trust me, nearly all A-HOLE family members eventually shut their fucking mouths when babies actually get born.


AFTERTHOUGHT: If you really want to teach them a lesson for causing you and your future wife so much pain ... after your son or daughter is born, remind them of their oath not to have anything to do with you child and then tell them that their not welcome in your home or around their grand child. Watch their faces then!