[Serious] Time to embrace Islam!

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I have to give Muslims this much at least - the tree of Zaqqum is pretty clever. It's a tree with fruit shaped like demons' heads.  Sinners are forced to eat the fruit, which tears their bodies apart. Apparently, the bodies reform, because once you're full of fruit, it burns like hot oil in your tummy.  Pitchforks and brimstone just can't compete with that.

If I've got anything wrong, I'm sure our resident Muslim scholars will correct me.

Boru