There has been much said about the so called “Truth”, with a capital “T” and sometimes with multiple exclamation marks, here over the years as various religious nu-, I mean “individuals”, have come and tried ti convert us.
Well, I think it’s time for you people to embrace Wombatism and give yourself over to Cyril the Eternal Wombat.
“What’s in it for me?” I hear you ask.
Well.
- we have no holy book to tell you what to do
- no priesthood apart from me, HIS Prophet
- we don’t want your money
- we promise no afterlife apart from a really tiny chance that you will spend eternity frolicking in field like a hyperactive, retarded panda
- we have no “Truth” but we do have the STrewth!
- Cyril really doesn’t give a crap what you do so long as you don’t harm anyone in HIS name.
- we don’t have a hell or its equivalent.
So, what do you have to lose?
Well, I think it’s time for you people to embrace Wombatism and give yourself over to Cyril the Eternal Wombat.
“What’s in it for me?” I hear you ask.
Well.
- we have no holy book to tell you what to do
- no priesthood apart from me, HIS Prophet
- we don’t want your money
- we promise no afterlife apart from a really tiny chance that you will spend eternity frolicking in field like a hyperactive, retarded panda
- we have no “Truth” but we do have the STrewth!
- Cyril really doesn’t give a crap what you do so long as you don’t harm anyone in HIS name.
- we don’t have a hell or its equivalent.
So, what do you have to lose?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
