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Your Nearest Death experience.
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RE: Your Nearest Death experience.
(December 28, 2019 at 12:38 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Mine was performing a cunniliguous, cramps in my tongue and while she was cummin, she snapped her legs. I almost died there.

Aahhh.... what a way to go, cummin and goin'
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Your Nearest Death experience. - by LastPoet - December 28, 2019 at 12:38 pm
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by Gawdzilla Sama - December 28, 2019 at 12:49 pm
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by brewer - December 28, 2019 at 2:34 pm
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by no one - December 28, 2019 at 2:47 pm
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by LastPoet - December 28, 2019 at 2:51 pm
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by zebo-the-fat - December 28, 2019 at 3:40 pm
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by LastPoet - December 28, 2019 at 4:30 pm
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by Fake Messiah - December 28, 2019 at 5:11 pm
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by The Valkyrie - December 28, 2019 at 8:43 pm
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by Sal - December 28, 2019 at 5:08 pm
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by Brian37 - December 28, 2019 at 9:02 pm
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by Anomalocaris - December 28, 2019 at 9:09 pm
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by Fireball - December 29, 2019 at 12:05 am
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by Abaddon_ire - December 29, 2019 at 12:29 am
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by Jackalope - December 29, 2019 at 12:45 am
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by Abaddon_ire - December 29, 2019 at 12:58 am
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by Jackalope - December 29, 2019 at 2:15 am
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by Abaddon_ire - December 29, 2019 at 2:50 am
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by BrokenQuill92 - December 29, 2019 at 3:00 am
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by downbeatplumb - December 29, 2019 at 6:17 am
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by zebo-the-fat - December 29, 2019 at 6:41 am
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by Gawdzilla Sama - December 29, 2019 at 6:45 am
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by Athene - December 29, 2019 at 10:31 am
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by Fireball - December 29, 2019 at 10:51 am
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by Gawdzilla Sama - December 29, 2019 at 1:52 pm
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by Sal - December 29, 2019 at 4:35 pm
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by Gawdzilla Sama - December 29, 2019 at 4:44 pm
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by BrokenQuill92 - December 29, 2019 at 5:28 pm
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by Gawdzilla Sama - December 29, 2019 at 5:44 pm
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by The Valkyrie - December 29, 2019 at 9:55 pm
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by Fireball - December 29, 2019 at 10:24 pm
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by The Valkyrie - December 29, 2019 at 10:27 pm
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by paulpablo - December 29, 2019 at 11:03 pm
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by LadyForCamus - December 30, 2019 at 12:10 am
RE: Your Nearest Death experience. - by Gawdzilla Sama - December 30, 2019 at 12:11 pm



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