Probably told this one before: In '07 I got too much oxycontin* and went into full respiratory arrest. When I realized what was happening I threw Brenda her coat, grabbed mine and ran for the truck. I couldn't speak so I couldn't tell her where to so, I had to drive with my O2 tanks on empty. Made it to the hospital, five blocks away and crumpled on the waiting room floor. They put a tube down my throat as I was lying there, awake. All kinds of fun.
*Drs. said I probably forgot I had taken a dose and dropped another one too soon.
*Drs. said I probably forgot I had taken a dose and dropped another one too soon.