Creationists are the real monsters, specifically those that want to poison the minds of children (Hovind, Ian Juby and the gut-wrenchingly repulsive Ken Ham leap to mind).
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'