(February 2, 2020 at 7:27 pm)Mr Greene Wrote:(February 2, 2020 at 7:16 pm)EgoDeath Wrote: I call Fake News. Clearly an Alternative Fact. He said an orgasm is like a private garden.. Well I've been with my girlfriend for two years and she doesn't even have a backyard, let alone a garden. This guy's an idiot!
Sounds like you may be approaching things from the wrong direction...
Ha! Certainly not, friend! Our sex life is... shall I say... bombastic. BOOM! Haha watch out there
Might get hit with some shrapnel if you're not careful, bud. But... she did say something about me not being able to find her "clitoris." I didn't even know she lost the damn thing and, to be honest, she's been kind of annoying about me finding it... Like what... you can't look for it yourself while I'm at work all day? Jesus man. And you know, it wouldn't even be that huge of a deal, but then she keeps bringing up how her ex, Gary, always found her "clit" right away, and always knew what to do with it. Ya know, the nerve of her to tell me that, and oh, how she screamed with joy any time he found it for her. Ridiculous. So I looked in the basement, up in the attic, all over the place and I can't find this damn thing. But ya know what, just because I'm not as good around the house as fucking GARY doesn't mean I should be ridiculed for it.
Fucking bullshit.
/stupid joke
I gotta credit Dinner with Schmucks or whatever for the premise that I proceeded to butcher for my own amusement.
If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth.
