Patrol......

[arewethereyet]

I don't know how you could have missed that episode.  The roommates won a free trip to Hawaii when Chrissy entered a slogan contest for 'Ganja Flakes Breakfast Cereal' ('Ganja Flakes - it makes me...umm...yeah...*giggle*'). While there, Jack had to keep up the pretense of being gay - the Ropers unexpectedly arrived - and pretended to be interested in Thomas Magnum, who invited all of them to the annual Pathetic American Television Dance-A-Thon at Wobblebottom Mansion, where Janet accidently dropped a tray of hors d'oeuvres (lark kidneys in aspic) on Higgins' foot, breaking his toes but Higgins foolishly ignored the injury, gangrene set in, and one of the guests - who mistakenly thought it was a costume party and had come dressed as a doctor - was pressed into service and amputated two of Higgins' toes, so it was fortunate that Magnum, using his eerily accurate powers of detection, determined that the man wasn't actually a doctor, but a defrocked Anglican priest who had been living under the assumed name of 'Romero Finklebaum' and who the police had been searching for ever since the disappearance of the priceless painting 'Dogs Playing Poker.'

And you call yourself a fan.

Boru

Name me the fucking episode.

I only know of John Ritter being a guest star on the original Hawaii Five-0, before "Three's Company" existed.

 

Calm yourself, oh irrational one.