The Happy Thread

[Gawdzilla Sama]

That is such an Irish thing to say!

I think that, even if I had to bear the misfortune of not being Irish, I would be made happy by spuds.  You can have them fried, roasted, stewed, boiled, raw or distilled.  You can make them into pie crust, flour, bread, candy, crisps, etc.  They can fix an over-salted soup or stew. They make good fodder for various livestock. They can do service as an emergency petrol tank cap, a weapon, or a marital aid. You can use them to change a broken lightbulb.

They're so fucking useful, they're like the pigs of the tuber world.

All hail spuds.

Boru

They're the most commonly consumed vegetable on Mars.