Really the only food-type issue we have is that Ellen is CONSTANTLY try to get me on artificial or non-sugar sweeteners.
I would mind so much if she’d just bring them home and ask me to try them, but nooooo. She empties out the sugar bowl when I’m not watching and replaces that sweet goodness with some gunk that is about as much like cane sugar as a potato is like a peacock.
And it isn’t even a health issue! I’m not overweight, I’m not diabetic - I’ve go no sugar-related issues at all. And I don’t even use that much. I take sugar in tea and coffee, but I infrequently eat sweets, I don’t drink pop, and I haven’t had alcohol in 21 years.
She just wants to me to like the fake stuff as much as she does.
Boru
I would mind so much if she’d just bring them home and ask me to try them, but nooooo. She empties out the sugar bowl when I’m not watching and replaces that sweet goodness with some gunk that is about as much like cane sugar as a potato is like a peacock.
And it isn’t even a health issue! I’m not overweight, I’m not diabetic - I’ve go no sugar-related issues at all. And I don’t even use that much. I take sugar in tea and coffee, but I infrequently eat sweets, I don’t drink pop, and I haven’t had alcohol in 21 years.
She just wants to me to like the fake stuff as much as she does.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
