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which version of virginity is correct?

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which version of virginity is correct?
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RE: which version of virginity is correct?
March 14, 2020 at 8:21 am
(March 14, 2020 at 6:29 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I like the one where a person has promised themself to Jesus.

Close second is the one where they were raised in a barrel and fed through the bunghole. (Thanks, W.C.)

I prefer the biblical version where they mistranslate the Hebrew word for "young woman who is pregnant" into "virgin".
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which version of virginity is correct?

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RE: which version of virginity is correct? - by ignoramus - March 14, 2020 at 7:04 am
RE: which version of virginity is correct? - by Pat Mustard - March 14, 2020 at 8:21 am
RE: which version of virginity is correct? - by brewer - March 14, 2020 at 9:01 am
RE: which version of virginity is correct? - by awty - March 14, 2020 at 1:05 pm
RE: which version of virginity is correct? - by no one - March 14, 2020 at 12:54 pm
RE: which version of virginity is correct? - by awty - March 14, 2020 at 1:15 pm
RE: which version of virginity is correct? - by LastPoet - March 14, 2020 at 4:20 pm
RE: which version of virginity is correct? - by ignoramus - March 14, 2020 at 5:34 pm
RE: which version of virginity is correct? - by LastPoet - March 15, 2020 at 5:09 am

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