Feminists are all incels

[Ranjr]

Musicians are hot.

At the time I understood that in rock band terms.  I didn't think it applied to trumpet players.  Other than Herb Alpert.  Hell I'd do him.

Later I learned that the intro and first verse of Over the Hills and Far Away was all I needed and simply wasn't fair unless I meant it.

Looking further back at myself as a 9 year old in pads and cleats, angry tears welling, sitting at the piano practicing some bullshit song because dad had laid down the law.  No football until you practice for the next lesson.  I understand his logic.  There are may be  two ways this boy is going get to laid but sports ain't one of em.