RE: joke time
April 13, 2020 at 9:21 pm
(This post was last modified: April 13, 2020 at 9:58 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Stolen material...
A little boy is on the witness stand in court giving evidence against his parents.
The judge smiles down at him and says, "I know it's frightening, but I want you to tell us what it is that your parents do."
A single tear rolls down the boy's cheek as, with an obvious effort, he looks over at his parents and says, "They beat me!"
A hush fall over the courtroom as all eyes turn to the parents.
"Don't worry, son," says the judge, "I'll make sure they can never hurt you again. Would you like to live with your grandparents?"
The boy starts shaking uncontrollably and says to the judge, his voice breaking, "No. They beat me!"
The judge us now trying to hold back his own anger, "Then tell me what it is that you want to do. If it's in my power I'll see that it's done."
Tears now flowing uncontrolled, the little boy says, "I want to play cricket against England. They bever beat anyone."
A little boy is on the witness stand in court giving evidence against his parents.
The judge smiles down at him and says, "I know it's frightening, but I want you to tell us what it is that your parents do."
A single tear rolls down the boy's cheek as, with an obvious effort, he looks over at his parents and says, "They beat me!"
A hush fall over the courtroom as all eyes turn to the parents.
"Don't worry, son," says the judge, "I'll make sure they can never hurt you again. Would you like to live with your grandparents?"
The boy starts shaking uncontrollably and says to the judge, his voice breaking, "No. They beat me!"
The judge us now trying to hold back his own anger, "Then tell me what it is that you want to do. If it's in my power I'll see that it's done."
Tears now flowing uncontrolled, the little boy says, "I want to play cricket against England. They bever beat anyone."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
