I wish I still had my audio recordings of my old cable access radio show. But I still remember the words which I put behind the theme to the Benny Hill Show.
"COMING TO YOU LIVE, from the bowels of the internet. Staring a man who needs an introduction, because nobody knows who he is, and probably doesn't care. A man who would take his library card to the bookstore, a man who would look for an elevator on an airplane, a man a couple cans short of a six pack, ITS the Sultan of silliness, THE Einstein of idiocy, the MASTER OF MORONICNESS.......... BRIAN37!
"COMING TO YOU LIVE, from the bowels of the internet. Staring a man who needs an introduction, because nobody knows who he is, and probably doesn't care. A man who would take his library card to the bookstore, a man who would look for an elevator on an airplane, a man a couple cans short of a six pack, ITS the Sultan of silliness, THE Einstein of idiocy, the MASTER OF MORONICNESS.......... BRIAN37!
