Titanic Anniversary.

[Brian37]

One of the best jokes I pulled verbally was on a college adviser.

When the Leonardo version came out in 97, my x was still taking classes at our college, and I teased our advisor about the movie. We had mentioned to our advisor that we, over the weekend had seen the movie. Our advisor had not seen it and was chomping at the bit to take the time off to see it. I personally thought it sucked, but that is a separate story.

Anywho, upon telling her(the advisor) that we had seen it she exclaimed "DON'T SPOIL IT FOR ME" And I responded, "The boat sank". I KID YOU NOT, her response was, "Why did you tell me that?" 

SERIOUSLY? It is a movie based on a historic period piece. There is nothing to spoil.

When people talk about WWII I say "No spoilers! I'm still reading!"

Sadly the KKK and Neo Nazis even today want to rewrite history. 

If you cant accept that Hitler lost and Japan was nuked into submission and Mussolini was lynched for being a dick, you might be an asshole.


Point being, NO SHIT!