RE: Is there free will in heaven?
October 24, 2011 at 3:14 pm
(This post was last modified: October 24, 2011 at 3:16 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Not unless your parents are MD (Someone is feeding their kids magical elixirs right now)
Not unless your body is an MD (It craves those substances and actions which you deem unhealthy, not to be trusted)
Not unless it's a society of MD (It's hard to parody this in a way that seems witty. Large groups of people behave in idiotic ways)
Ah yeah, this last one is pretty reliable. Not sure how you figure you've shoehorned it in. I don't even know why you would invoke science in support of your delusions, it has nothing but "mean" things to say about them.
Not unless your body is an MD (It craves those substances and actions which you deem unhealthy, not to be trusted)
Not unless it's a society of MD (It's hard to parody this in a way that seems witty. Large groups of people behave in idiotic ways)
Ah yeah, this last one is pretty reliable. Not sure how you figure you've shoehorned it in. I don't even know why you would invoke science in support of your delusions, it has nothing but "mean" things to say about them.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
