Impractical inventions we need.

[arewethereyet]

When my third wife found out I was going to be temping in an other-wise all-female office she gave me a present. It was a five pound Hershey's bar with a note on it:

"In case of emergency, throw this, then RUN!"

I have tasted a Hershey's bar, the best thing you could do with it is throw it (up?)

That's why milk chocolate was third on my list.  It's a last resort thing to use while you fetch some of the good stuff.