Behading

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Personally, I’m highly in favour of behading. I’ve been behaded more than once, and I was always grateful for it.

I think the chief problem in the world today is that people aren’t behaded nearly enough, particularly in the poorer nations. If we could all give just a little more of our time and resources, we could make behading a reality for tens of millions of people who - through no fault of their own - don’t enjoy the benefits of behading that the more privileged among us take for granted. 

Think of the children. Thank you.

Boru

I always thought you could behad.

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