(June 2, 2020 at 6:59 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Q: What does Donald say to Melania after sex?
A: ‘I’ll be home in an hour.’
Boru
"It's the best sex she ever had! Without a doubt!! She won't walk for days!!! Ron Jeremy has said I'm the best and biggest he has ever seen!!!! THANK YOU, MR PRESIDENT!!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"