(June 2, 2020 at 7:49 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: I saw a show once where a woman made soap out of her ex, who was suffering from indigestion the whole show. When she tried to use the soap it burned off all her skin which looked much like the art she had been painting during the show. It was super dumb but funny.
There’s a terrific short story by Roald Dahl (the title escapes me) in which an elderly woman call the cops after finding her husband dead on the kitchen floor with his skull smashed. During the course of the investigation, she becomes friendly with the team looking into the death and has them all over for a lamb dinner.
Long story short, she had murdered her husband by beaning him with a frozen leg of lamb and got the cops to eat the murder weapon.
Boru
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