I'm thinking of starting a line of foods to sell to gullible people. Who's in?
1) Caffeine free, sugar free, carbon dioxide free, guilt free clear coca cola -yeah ok, it's just water. But they'll still buy it, right.
2) I'll sell them electric cars so they think they're saving the planet -oh shit, some bloke's already caught onto it!
3) I'll make yummy steaks using lab grown meat. (simple fix - The slaughter yard will be named "Yummy's Lab")
4) I'll label everything as "all products are manufactured using natural organic fuels only".
5) We'll advertise that 100% of all profits will go to any political party opposing Donald Trump.
I'm sure there's more.
I can hear the cash registers ringing already!
Seriously, people don't care about capitalist products, they'd rather spend their hard earned money on a good cause. Isn't that how religion works?
1) Caffeine free, sugar free, carbon dioxide free, guilt free clear coca cola -yeah ok, it's just water. But they'll still buy it, right.
2) I'll sell them electric cars so they think they're saving the planet -oh shit, some bloke's already caught onto it!
3) I'll make yummy steaks using lab grown meat. (simple fix - The slaughter yard will be named "Yummy's Lab")
4) I'll label everything as "all products are manufactured using natural organic fuels only".
5) We'll advertise that 100% of all profits will go to any political party opposing Donald Trump.
I'm sure there's more.
I can hear the cash registers ringing already!
Seriously, people don't care about capitalist products, they'd rather spend their hard earned money on a good cause. Isn't that how religion works?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.
