RE: How to be miserable?
July 16, 2020 at 9:43 pm
(This post was last modified: July 16, 2020 at 9:46 pm by Porcupine.)
Step eight: Piss all over your apartment floor. Do this for months. Keep doing it for even longer. Do it for years. Decades even. Do it for however long it takes for the floorboards to rot and your floor collapses onto that fucking irritating downstair neighbor below you's head. Then immediately accuse them of doing it to you and attempt to sue them. Insist that they live above and that they did this to you. Despite all abundantly obvious evidence to the contrary. Lie to the cops. Dig your grave and piss in it, look up at the sky, shake your fist and shout "Fuck you, God! I am ready! I AM READY!".
Either that ... or just buy a hat that really doesn't suit you and wear it daily both indoors and outdoors.
(Disclaimer: I don't condone such behavior and this is clearly a joke. After all, who the fuck wears a hat indoors?!).
Either that ... or just buy a hat that really doesn't suit you and wear it daily both indoors and outdoors.
(Disclaimer: I don't condone such behavior and this is clearly a joke. After all, who the fuck wears a hat indoors?!).
"Zen … does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes." - Alan Watts
