RE: Murphy’s Laws
August 7, 2020 at 12:08 pm
(This post was last modified: August 7, 2020 at 12:13 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(August 7, 2020 at 9:16 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(August 7, 2020 at 12:17 am)Abaddon_ire Wrote: You actually think the lemming myth is true?
That they kill themselves?
It's true.
I used to work on a suicide helpline and we'd get calls from lemmings all the time.
Yes, your dedication to helping those looking to commit suicide is legendary.
(August 7, 2020 at 10:36 am)onlinebiker Wrote:(August 7, 2020 at 9:21 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Lemmings DO commit suicide, but only when they're bulldozed off a cliff by the Disney Corporation.
Boru
But they earn union scale....
So bulldozing them off a cliff is clearly a moral and intelligent cost saving measure...
(August 6, 2020 at 4:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(August 6, 2020 at 4:35 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: "Some assembly required" never factors in the swearing and throwing of tools as part of the workload.
True with bikes and patients.
I heard that, unlike the designer of bikes, the stupid designer Of patients made no provision for ease of assembly , because all the parts can go on the wrong way, or upside down, Or cross threaded.
(August 6, 2020 at 4:30 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Interchangeable parts won’t.
Boru
No parts won’t interchange with sufficiently vigorous installation, just ask Beccs.
