[Serious] Why defecation?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

First, pollution. Second, waste. Third, farts.

I think the place to begin is with a proper understanding of the digestive system, ingestive behavior, and fecal composition. For example, something like 50% of fecal matter is composed of bacteria; that's an important number. And other plants and animals, including other bacteria, tend to reuse our waste for their own benefit.

Nature tends to be is very conservative. It rarely lets anything go to waste. Whatever isn't used at the individual level is accounted for at the ecological level.

So I'm not sure I see the same problem you see.

That's fine. But those three, contaminated ground and water, wasted resources, and contributions to global warming, are double-plus ungood.

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I seriously just got off the Bat God phone.

He said he had no choice but to make life this way due to the inherent limitations of the laws of physics for the specific universe we live in.
(He creates universes, but doesn't direct their evolution)

He said it was either this naturally imperfect life or no life at all. He chose to give us life. He also knew we would whinge a lot because of it.

Superbeing with serious limitations. Got it.