Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I wasn’t there when it happened, but a family story is that Da was giving a tour of the farm to the local agent. When they got to the boar pen - despite the large sign reading ‘Keep Well Back’ - the agent reached over the fence to check an ear tag. The rusher twitched his head and opened the palm of the agent’s hand. An inch lower and he’d have lost his hand completely.

And this guy was a professional. Stupid as well.

Boru