Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

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I went and looked. It's an actual thing- there is a patent. I highly doubt that it would ever be used, though. Babies are generally born head-first, and the g-forces would be enough to break it's neck once out of the vagina...then the placenta comes flying out to add insult to injury! 

I suppose it's made by a comic who confused malice with practical joke. I like the inventor.

As though women don't go through enough during childbirth they wanted to add an amusement park ride to the deal?  Sheesh

I know I am ancient but "women these days" are planning their epidurals at the same time and with the same enthusiasm as they are planning gender reveal events.

I had an epidural during my first labor...it didn't work and instead screwed up my back for years.  I nearly had baby #2 in the car and I refused an epidural with baby #3.  And we had this weird thing about picking out a boy's name and a girl's name - because we didn't freakin' know ahead of time.  The gender reveal happened in the delivery room with no explosions, balloons, or confetti.