Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

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Saw a commercial for this dog food, and I thought the one line was funny.



We test on humans.

 The side of the box - If your dog doesn't love it, send it back.  We'll eat it.

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 The side of the box - If your dog doesn't love it, send it back.  We'll eat it.

Holy crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I went to the site and answered their questions based on my three dogs.  With a 20% discount it would cost me over $140.00 every two weeks to feed them.  Right now I spend about $40.00 a month to feed them.  

My dogs will never know the wonders of this particular food.

But you will suffer for knowing that you could have provided better food.  Based on their advertising, of course. FWIW, pet food is indeed taste-tested by humans.

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But I don't want to be a pet food taster. My dogs get that bag of kibble, too.