Clearly his personal experience of his pet god trumps my personal experience with it, because he's the one making the claim about it and the Universe revolves around him alone, therefore everyone else's personal experiences are satanic unless they happen to agree with his. I've just read that sentence back and it appears to make grammatical sense.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'




