Random Thoughts

[Ravenshire]

Like the skunkfuck that called wanting to sell me an extended car warranty.

And the "newest" car we own is old enough to vote.

Got one of those calls a couple days ago.  I told the woman I don't have a car in my name so I really didn't think that was a good purchase on my part.

I try to fuck with them, but they never want to give me an extended warranty on a '58 Plymouth Fury that I like to call Chrissy.