Anyone watch the T-day football games?

[arewethereyet]

Fuck you.

Arnold Palmer famously missed a two foot putt in 1970.

Babe Ruth struck out 1330 times in his career (an average of about sixty times every season). He was known as The Strike Out King.

Cooking a turkey is so easy that even a simpleton like you could manage it.

Boru

Nope, pretty sure you wouldn't want to be anywhere close to me when I am trying to cook. I am so bad I could burn boiling water.

Well, we know you can cook a kitchen towel.

edit-didn't you work for years in kitchens and still you learned absofuckinglutely nothing?