Anyone watch the T-day football games?

[arewethereyet]

Fuck you.

I wouldn’t want to be anywhere close to you, regardless. But you do yourself an injustice - roast turkey might just might be the easiest thing on the planet to cook.

Boru

He could probably handle oatmeal.

In the microwave.

I have to fess up to cooking oatmeal in the microwave this morning and it cooked over the sides of the bowl...there's a real sweet spot with time when it comes to oatmeal in the microwave and I missed it.