During her lifetime June had four husbands and twenty-two children.
When she died, she specified that she wanted to be buried next to her first husband.
At the funeral, her priest said, "They're finally together again."
"June and her husband?" asked the funeral director.
"Her legs," replied the priest.
When she died, she specified that she wanted to be buried next to her first husband.
At the funeral, her priest said, "They're finally together again."
"June and her husband?" asked the funeral director.
"Her legs," replied the priest.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"