Anyone remember Rikki Tikki Tavi?

[arewethereyet]

It amazes me that there are members of this forum that have a wonderful grasp of English though it's their second, third, or fourth language.

Brian's first language is whatever results when you take a language, add a bunch of incorrect pop culture references, sprinkle heavily with victimization and spinelessness and shake it up in a bag and throw it out and make something that vaguely resembles sentences.

Gibberish with a generous dash of pathetic.