RE: I was standing there, hands trembling
November 2, 2011 at 5:33 pm
(This post was last modified: November 2, 2011 at 5:37 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
Oh man, these are bad. But since we're getting into disgusting pedophile jokes...
What's the hardest part about eating bald pussy?
Getting the diaper back on.
Oh and a friend of mine used to tell me this one:
My girlfriend said to me, "I know what kind of person you are. You're a pedophile."
I said, "That's an awful big word for an 8 year old."
That first joke reminds me of this one:
My wife came home from work and said, "Honey, take off my blouse," and I did.
Then she said, "Take off my skirt." And I did.
Then she said, "Take off my bra & panties." And I did.
Then she said, "And if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're sleeping on the couch."
What's the hardest part about eating bald pussy?
Getting the diaper back on.
Oh and a friend of mine used to tell me this one:
My girlfriend said to me, "I know what kind of person you are. You're a pedophile."
I said, "That's an awful big word for an 8 year old."
That first joke reminds me of this one:
My wife came home from work and said, "Honey, take off my blouse," and I did.
Then she said, "Take off my skirt." And I did.
Then she said, "Take off my bra & panties." And I did.
Then she said, "And if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're sleeping on the couch."
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
