Trump's 2024 campaign song.

[Angrboda]

I wish I could be a musician.

I would start a 80s punk band called Brian Rhapsody.


I'm Just an ABBA FAN
I need no sympathy 
Caught in Washington NFC EAST
Always escape from reality

Mamma, just killed a thread
Started a needless one
Pulled my enter button
Now logic is all dead

MAMMA, 
ABBA HAD JUST BEGUN
But then I threw it all away

I'm just a ABBA FAN
I need no sympathy
Spare him his life 
From this monstrosity

I am a musician, so trust me when I tell you you’d never make it.

Boru

Although to be fair, that has less to do with his musical talent than it does other factors.