Easy. You show the alien the undeniable proofs for FSM, The alien converts and hence more cooks BBQ for you every weekend and even lets you sexually engage with its Glaffgin.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
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Conservative trigger warning.
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