Of bar stools.

[Brian37]

You can get goop to keep a screw tight. At Lowes.

I was thinking about becoming a United Airlines mechanic.  

Pretty sure you'd buy a ticket on that airline if I was a mechanic. 

I briefly got into the toy "Erector Set" as a kid. Trust me, it wasn't pretty.

I have always been bad at arts and crafts, juts like music. I am lazy at maintenance too. 

I also was briefly into building model planes. My favorite fighter jet as a kid was the F-14 Tomcat. But no, you don't paint it Camouflage on an F-14 Tomcat.