I was walking past an electronics shop when I saw a dwarf struggling to carry a TV to his car.
I asked, "Do you need help carrying that TV?"
And he responded, "Fuck off, bitch, it's an iPad!"
I asked, "Do you need help carrying that TV?"
And he responded, "Fuck off, bitch, it's an iPad!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"