RE: St. Patrick’s Day Thread
March 16, 2021 at 6:57 pm
(This post was last modified: March 16, 2021 at 6:59 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Old joke:
A reporter stops a Tipperary man coming out of the England v France football match and asks, ‘Were you supporting England?’
‘Is it daft ye are, man? Support England? Cheer for those bastards after 800 years of oppression? After the Famine? After denying us our rights and liberties? Never!’
‘So, there’s no circumstance under which you could see yourself supporting England?’
*pause*
‘Well...maybe if they were playing Kilkenny.’
Boru
A reporter stops a Tipperary man coming out of the England v France football match and asks, ‘Were you supporting England?’
‘Is it daft ye are, man? Support England? Cheer for those bastards after 800 years of oppression? After the Famine? After denying us our rights and liberties? Never!’
‘So, there’s no circumstance under which you could see yourself supporting England?’
*pause*
‘Well...maybe if they were playing Kilkenny.’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
