F*ck wasps!

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

But to give you an even better story to laugh at me Boru,

Never fuck with a preying mantis. 

Back when I was a kid, I didn't know shit about life or nature. But one day, I see a preying mantis on one of the bushes in my front yard. I was fascinated by it, and wanted to pick it up like a pet. It wanted nothing to do with that. It struck my fingers with its fangs and leg spikes on my hand like a ninja on warp drive. I dropped it like a hot potato, and never fucked with one again.

I’m not laughing at you. It’s actually very common for kids to pick up a cool-looking bug and immediately regret it (it happens most often with stinging caterpillars).

And it’s ‘praying’, not ‘preying’.

Boru