18th century English pirate Benjamin Hornigold [aside: awesome name for a pirate, amiright?] once attacked a sloop off Honduras and took everyone's hats. Hornigold's crew had gotten drunk the night before and tossed their own hats overboard. No other harm was done to the sloop, its crew, or its passengers.
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