RE: Hello ^_^
November 8, 2011 at 3:55 am
(This post was last modified: November 8, 2011 at 3:57 am by Voltair.)
Well if you want to piss God off choose to have a good time in Hell. He may just cast me into oblivion for my shenanigans. I know he will if I manage to get my letter to him... I am going to apply my business communication, a class I am taking this semester, skills here with a routine request letter. Well it would be a routine request claim here on earth but I am going to keep it as one anyway.
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Yahweh
Creator of the universe
333 Trinity Godhead Lane
33333 The Throne, Heaven
Dear Yahweh:
Please fix the Hell's A/C unit.
The A/C unit that is installed here in Hell appears to not be working. The populace here has repeatedly tried to contact the customer service department but we could not find any information on how to do so. There are also some other issues the residents are having here and those issues are enclosed.
As occupants of Hell we look forward to our continued relationship with you.
Sincerely,
A roasting soul
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Yahweh
Creator of the universe
333 Trinity Godhead Lane
33333 The Throne, Heaven
Dear Yahweh:
Please fix the Hell's A/C unit.
The A/C unit that is installed here in Hell appears to not be working. The populace here has repeatedly tried to contact the customer service department but we could not find any information on how to do so. There are also some other issues the residents are having here and those issues are enclosed.
As occupants of Hell we look forward to our continued relationship with you.
Sincerely,
A roasting soul
Enclosures