I'm supposed to be the dictator......

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Of course - people love their pets and the silly things they do. We currently have 3 1/2 cats, and they’re a constant source of amusement.

But why do you feel the need to tell us this one thing about your cat, over and over and over? Once is cute, twice can be an oversight, but 10 times is just fucking annoying.

Boru

3 1/2 cats?  hmmmm....that's interesting.  I assume (or at least hope) it's one that visits but isn't a permanent resident.  If not, we will be needing pictures to see what the other 1/2 is.

Spot on. There’s a young feral cat we’ve been feeding, trying to gentle it and go from there. We’ll either keep it or foster it until we can find it a home.

So far, it’ll take the food, but if we get closer than about 10 feet, it leaves like it’s late for a meeting.

Boru