Why God doesn't stop satan?

[The Grand Nudger]

You do realize that we're not made of clay, right winter....?  Anywho, last I checked, allah didn't own me, so there seems to be a few things that aren't his.  I presume that he knows where I live if he cares to register a complaint about his claim to my status as human chattel.

We are made of stardust + water. That's pretty much a type of "clay".
Actually your creator "is your owner"; I owe it to the minerals composing my body -stardust and H2O-, along with the classy unmatched evolutionary pathway that turned me and my ancestors to humans through millions of years of constant evolution. Identical to what Noah said to his people once:

Wrong again, on both counts.  We aren't made of stardust and water, and I have no owner.  Your great fairy has already been invited to make his claim, he doesn't seem to be as interested in the possession of a human being as you.

Noah never said shit to anybody.  He's a character in a story. You don't really think that you could convince a person to be a slave by quoting luke from return of the jedi...do you? I would love to hear more about just how many times your filthy god plans on killing a person. The once isn't enough, you sure it'll be satisfied with twice? Can we get this fucker some hamsters and a worlds best dad mug, so he can crush the hamsters with it? Would that keep it busy and out of our hair? Is that it's kink?

I'd ask what was wrong with you, but I already know.